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darkclouds107: Okay now this deserves to be re-blogged rather than half naked girls or expensive shit like seriously grow a damn heart. Bless you and your mom. that is the kindest thing to do God Bless you and your Mum

lord-sidious: so now im starting on ayisha pics/gifs Now ayisha is a PROBLEM, but the way those idiots at Phaze II Inc edit their videos is actually problematic They do all types of dumb shit, like putting shit in the vid that has NOTHING to do with

tentacle-muffins: Felt like doing something with Floor Bored. OC on the right belongs to @mcsweezyProbably gonna do some more OCs I like in various situations xP oh goshmuh fetishthis looks fucking awesome dude, i love it!

startrekgifs: im-a-deceptikhan: robocheatsyreblogs: freckletriangleofdoom: Net neutrality is the principle that Internet providers like Comcast & Verizon should not control what we see and do online. In 2015, startups, Internet freedom groups,

also random sketchimagine tho, what if Rose had a secret fear that used to creep on her while least expected and Pearl was the only one who would come and comfort her

Oh boy, my first day of therapy was really fine, i need to step down a notch my cynicism to enjoy things (and i do that) also the woman who is my therapist likes the walking dead so… we have a common ground… and i’m the first “comic

mcsiggy: Trying to draw again after exhausting yourself and or having depression draw funks that is hard to get out of is hard because you wanna draw!! wanna get shit done!! but then you try and you look at your pen like Work??????????? Do the thing

apeculiarangel: pinkdementors: everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that

seeing this gave me an instant fight or flight reaction

I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved

theawesomeadventurer: retrogamingblog: Japan has Pokemon Gashapon machines that dispense miniature gashapon machines with tiny prizes this is the shit I do like

das-taube-spuern: bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life

youcanholdit: myomosecret: sdaourleos: From the people who brought you this famous video. Check out their real page, here. That’s the shit I do like 🙌🏼 This is so real! MMmm! This is possibly one of the hottest pieces of desperation / wetting

wanheda: ok so this gif is excellent, as always BUT!! if you reverse the frames it looks like they’re staring real fuckin hard into each other’s eyes and then shaw just violently drags root on top of her and that’s some good shit right there

lady-sith: Do you see everything that is wrong with this picture?! Look at this seriously, this is justin beiber, in like candyland…candyland is fucking kid shit look at how child appealing this is. Than do you see that in the background it says SEX.

DBZ is coming back, holy cow I can’t wait to see Goku do all the work again. And… And… Man I can’t even be sarcastic about this shit that’s the stupidest cartoon news I’ve heard in a while. The show has been dead since 95 and even

the news loves talking about cops doing the right thing. i know there are cops doing the right thing. i dont give a shit about cops doing the right thing because that is their goddamn job. it’s how that works. stop trying to make me like cops news media.

Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women

the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.

chriscappuccino replied to your post “chriscappuccino replied to your post “one of those nights in which I…”Weird Unfiltered Donnie is the best though. I like that you don’t feel like you have to play a role or censor yourself around

Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy

the-absolute-funniest-posts: stinkdude: ash i am a foot tall mouse and that is some godzilla shit happening over there Come on, has no one ever seen Pikachu use Thunder? Its like a nuke going off!!! It would probably do more damage than Tentacruel is

princemarley:patronandhormones:from-va-with-love:phattygirls:“They ain’t catching that nigga!”no shit, that’s a gtrThat laughThis is Art

haversackers: cuckoldressdreams: Slow-building, sensual, mostly hands-free blowjob. That is the shit I do like. Me, too! Though once in a while, I wouldn’t mind one that culminated in an orgasm.

lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

emperiocism: penccils: eridangarang: I JUST REALIZED THAT I COULD RIP ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF AND WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THERES NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM DOING THAT tumblr user eridangarang realizes the beauty of life tumblr user eridangang is arrested

mocha-warlock: jordanifying: spooky-je: do you guys ever just hate that feeling when you realize that you’ve become the third wheel in a friendship and the only way to get people to really notice you is if you have to fucking scream and yell and

greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL

michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’

animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t

aobaserageki: that one rabbit that trips at the far right is noiz’s favorite okay don’t fight me on this. he loves every single one but he loves that one the most

do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.

i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.

noiz’s outfit is so cute like wtf i’d wear the shit out of it.

all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and

Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting

allimaynicole: teatoppy: lilbrownnell: black-to-the-bones: These problems in our society i’m scared of. How do you watch something like that & tell no one 😭 That is so fucked up wth This makes me want to throw up I can’t even

mixed-apocalyptic: real-live-dragon: timepunkspg: the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic. well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing

king-emare: kptboredom: friendly-neighborhoodhufflepuff: sixpenceee: LEGO wall with secret rooms by reddit user u/naji102 OH MY GOSH Really my life goal is to have Zedd money so I could do the shit he doe. Like this, for example. Holy shit

o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction

the-rain-monster: maddmoll: Last night I took some mushrooms and coloured with crayons. This is the result. Well shit, that seems like something everyone should do at least once.

thespispunk88: brownglucose: theboycourt: dustpink: joost5: natskep: You can’t argue with that logic. She is an actual lawyer that passed the bar. why do people like this have power? this is why i hate america we dont have half of this shit

theawesomeadventurer: retrogamingblog: Japan has Pokemon Gashapon machines that dispense miniature gashapon machines with tiny prizes this is the shit I do like

scooplery:scooplery:i miss painting so bad i don’t feel like myself when i don’t paint but god i just cannot make myself do it these daysi feel like i am not able to communicate properly when i’m not painting!!!!!!! i can’t just

“Fucking stop grabbing my arse in public, John!” “You think you can stop me? Good luck with that.” #The best part #is that is EXACTLY #what it looks like i cannot stop watching johns face, he’s like ‘do i look like i give a shit, sherlock?’

immafuckinunicorn: that is NOT how you eat a fucking kit kat What the hell is thisWHERE YOU RAISED IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OR SOME SHIT NO WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. what in the fuck is this who the fuck do you think you are? THIS is why

girlinsky:tardisimpaula:Do you guys ever get that feeling where nothing is exciting anymore?Like, the holidays just seem like another day.My 16th birthday that I had been looking forward to forever was just a school day.New episodes of my favorite show

the-rain-monster: maddmoll: Last night I took some mushrooms and coloured with crayons. This is the result. Well shit, that seems like something everyone should do at least once.

liryae: There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so. i get the point, but perennials can grow continuously throughout the year and some maintain foliage all year

egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??

arousingsounds: his-lady-in-the-streets: bichotomy: So. I have good hands. I can massage a lot of things away.Who needs a massage?I can’t promise that I won’t fuck the shit out of you in the process. *raises her hand* …it is massage my humps

As an artist, it is your responsibility to say no to a commission that is morally wrong. You gotta draw the fucking line somewhere. And I don’t give a fuck if it’s a style, if your characters look like children, engaging in explicit activities. Fix

where–areyou: My goal is to have the kind of money where I can do this shit all the time

kurozu501: keyofjetwolf: ACTUAL LOL PEARL TOTALLY SOLD STEVEN OUT THAT IS MARVELOUS #pearl is the fussiest bossiest mum #but have her in a situation where garnet might disapprove and suddenly she’s three and i love it #I MEAN AMETHYST I EXPECTED

How do you like my shirt??(dafts-delux-den)GIMME THAT SHIT

punziella: Anastasia I drew for someone on IG ✨✨

I drew a small comic (if you even call it that) for the wf!au. I really like and Blake makes a horrible kidnapper. Hope you like it. good shit good shit that is some good shit if i do say so myself

delestre:what would fix your brain? unravel and start knitting it anewscrub wrinkles with a toothbrushwash and spin cycleclean the tank, change the watervinegar baththe tri-color foam like in the car washsomething else (put in tags)my brain is normal

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